“You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.” ~~ P.J. O'Rourke
Oh my goodness, Mommy is so frazzled today. Her great-niece Danielle is getting married today. It was just yesterday that she was a little girl playing with her first puppy and cuddling with Mommy on overnight stays. Mommy always let her bring her little puppy along. Now she's all grown up, 24, and getting married. Where did the time go Mommy wonders. There is going to be a Traditional Italian Wedding and Reception. A sit down dinner, a dance, passing the boot and all of it. It's been years since Mommy went to one. We aren't allowed too go. Rat caca, is all we has to say...
"But Sissy, there gonna have a fireworks display afterwords and we don't like fireworks."
"Oh no, Weenie, we'll be better off staying at home."
But before we go make sure your Mommies read this.
Don't let them get scammed.
Sniff ya later------Weenie