Friday, July 20, 2012

ONE MORE FRIDAY FUNNY

 Quote of the day:
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
  
Getting rid of our dog

Free to a Good Home

 Our house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the
bathroom, and then proceeded to steal all they could carry. Our watchdog
‘Killer’ did not alert us at all, and for this reason we are giving him away.

We no longer want this dog. We’ve decided on installing an electric fence
and detection devices with alarms. They're cheaper to maintain and definitely
more reliable.

For those interested in adopting this dog, please send an e-mail immediately.

‘Killer’ is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty useless.

”A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included below.”

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Hey Puddles need a drinking buddy?

7 comments:

haopee said...

Ouch! Caught in action. Poor Killer. I bet he'd make a good mascot for some beer company.... Although I wouldn't encourage owners to try this at home.

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Molly The Wally said...

Killer , that is too funny. Have a great Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

I think you should do a chip-in so Killer can be sent to live with Puddles. Killer needs a good home and Puddles I'm sure would be happy to take him in. From the looks of it, they would get along just fine. Does Killer like Cheetos?

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Gloria Hood said...

Oh my! Puddles.....can you save this poor guy?
Lovies, Miss Mindy

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahahaha!!!
~Milly and Shelby

Ruby said...

You mean that 'tick check' WASN'T REAL???? Oh, my! Ma did that dance for nothin'. Shhhh, don't tell her.

Kisses,

Ruby

Murphy said...

BOL - very funny! He looks like he would be fun!

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley