October 11, 2008

TOP TEN PEEVES DOGS HAVE WITH HUMANS


QUOTE OF THE DAY:




"Tennis was invented so that man and dog would have something slimy to play with together."
Hi my dear friends,
Not much has happened here today......but I had so much fun. The Mommy had to take our car to get the oil changed and have some other preventive maintenance done on the car this morning and the dealership told the Mommy I could come with her. There was so many people and their sick cars before it was our turn but there was also lots of children in the playroom. We was there for 3 whole hours, boring for the Mommy, but I got to play with all the children. One little boy keep feeding me popcorn and it was Yummy. Of course the Mommy made we leave the playroom when she caught me eating popcorn. I was getting kinda full anyway and so I took a nap on the Mommy's shoulder until it was time to go.
The Mommy said she isn't very creative tonight so since I have been showing pictures of me and my Dachsies Rule, (my country friends) I decided to show you some pictures of Judy's boys (my city friends) her maybe still foster Sadie and Tiny Tina all taken last weekend. Yes and a picture of the dogs we been feeding (my neighborhood friends).
We are also gonna share the "Top 10 peeves dogs have with humans."



1. Blaming your farts on me.....not funny.....not funny at all!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!!





SADIE (SHE MIGHT GET ADOPTED THIS WEEKEND)


HARLEY (FRONT) AND GEORGE (REAR)


3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!!

BANDIT (HE IS A DAPPLE)



5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whooooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.






ME AND BANDIT CHECKING TINA OUT.



7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.



THE STRAY NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS




9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you notices the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth0 You're just jealous.


Does any of this sound familiar or slightly like how we really feel? I agree with most of it but I like dressing up so I don't got no problem with bows and sweaters.


Here are a few videos the Mommy started loading early this morning. Hope you can view them.

Me with my little lamb.
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Did I mention the Mommy like birds too. She thought this bird was so pretty and was strutting around like he owned the sidewalk where she works.
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Last weekend at Aunt Judy's.
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Gotta go now......love, kisses and (((huggies))) to all.....Mona

15 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

#11 - If I'm on the chair WITH MY TOY, why throw it so I have to get down???


Good lukhk Mona!

I'm glad woo got some POPKHORN and kid time!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Raising Addie said...

Mona, you are sooo very sweet playing with your sheep!

That list was great!
We hope you have a wonderful today!
Kisses
Addie

Snowy and Crystal said...

Hey Mona - thank you for your words about me and my tux ^_^

I would love to have you as my girl for that night. I bet that you will make a beautiful princess

Maltese Paws

Snowy

Ruby said...

Too funny.
I hope your having a good sunday.

Love Ruby

Joe Stains said...

The sick car place sounds like a lot of fun, who knew they'd have popcorn! I sure do love the videos, especially all those weiners together!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

We love popcorn too, Mona! Aunt Judy sure does have a pretty yard!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The Daily Echo said...

That's a very accurate list. Especially the sweater issue. Can you believe we once saw some dummy put a sweater on a husky?? Helllooooo!
ECHO

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mona!
Video # 1. Ups and downs of Mona
Video # 2. The blook is mine.
video # 3. The colors of Dachsies
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Charlie Daniels said...

Thanks for the laugh .. I agree with everything you listed :-)

Cheers

Charlie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mona!
Its me again.
I would like to give your the letter "S".
Of course you can use the pictures!
Have a good night
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Mona,
Do you like your popcorn sweet or salted? :)

The Girl said...

Ooh, popcorn! I love popcorn!

Yep, pet peeves of all of us! I HATE when The Girl puts the sweater on me! I'd rather freeze, thank you!

I tagged you for a meme over at my blog, Mona, if you like doing them!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Simba said...

Stopping by to say hello to all my DWB friends after the weekend. Hope you are all well.

Simba x

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Mona,
Listen to this musical note from Snowy:
"*hehe* Mango - Sweetie Mona asked if she can be my date on Halloween dis year ^_^ What do you say?
She will be a pwincess. She is a sweetie. Sure I wike to be hew man on dat night"
Mona, I'm more than thrill, we 2 lovely Texans double dating Snowy and Crystal, I love it, I love it.
You are wonderful.
Mona, I need your help, see this guy Ripley a handsome Poodle from France, is he a dangerous one?
Look what he confessed to my girl Crystal. Did he know that we're in love?
Dear Crystal,
I have a confession..... I have a crush on you. You are just sooooo pretty :)
Sending you a French ballad especially from me.
Ripley
xox
Should I do something to him?
Cheers!

Dana & Elmo said...

wow I've never seen so many different colors of dachsunds!