February 7, 2012



A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale"

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Bull__r (you fill in the rest). He ain't never been outta da yard!'


Jazzi said...

Oh that was FUNNY!! We loved it!!

jazzi and addy

Two French Bulldogs said...

Aaahhhhhhhhh, BOL
Benny & Lily

Amber DaWeenie said...


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...


Hey GUESS WHAT... 5 mins. after our moms quit tawkin... ERNIE spit out that other Toof... right in front of the dish licker box. We now have 8 of them all lined up. BaaaWaaaah.
I'm thinkin he still has a couple more to go.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

This is too funny!
Thank you for sharing!

GOOSE said...

BOL! Funnnnnnnny.

chicamom85 said...

I don't get it, but Mommy is laughing really hard.

licks and sniffs Sasha

Erin T said...

This cracks me up! :))

A MilShelb Mom said...

~Milly and Shelby