September 4, 2011


My goodness, I had hardly finished welcoming my special guests when my students started arriving. I was very surprised because some wanted to get certified in Roaching 101 and then tomorrow go to Roaching & Rollin 202.

Here are a few of my pupils.

DORY & JAKEY were the first to arrive. Jakey came to watch Dory and laugh at her. He's gonna roach tomorrow cause he's an expert like my Sissy, but he better watch out, she just might have surprised him.
TESSA IS SO EXCITED!! She's coming back tomorrow to take Mona's class too!
TWEEDLES came too, she's been exercising every day by walking in the forest.
Louis has been doing stretching exercises.
First let me say first that even a handicapped doggie like me .....

"they say I'm blind but I see with my soul and see more than they think I do"

..... can do just about anything any other doggie can do!

OK...let's get started class.

Step 1.....find the perfect spot to roach. I like to roach in my bed. Mommy likes that too, because I don't get stinky like Mona does when she rolls around outside.

"What Mommy, this is my class not yours!"

"Please excuse me for just a moment, but I have to show you my favorite picture of my little fella roasching. I can tell he likes his roaching because of how he rolls and vocalizes while he's doing it. I like it too because he doesn't get all stinky!!"

"Are yo through WOMAN, I'm trying to teach here! And don't call me little fella!"

Step 2.....rolling & roaching half in and half out of bed works best.
Step 3.....Vocalize...."Oops didn't mean to show my stuff, close your eyes girls."
Step 4.....Stretch it out. Do this along with rolling for about 5 minutes.
Step 6.....Circle the bed 5 times before laying down.
Step 7.....take a nap and repeat in 30 minutes.
Hope you enjoyed my class!!

Looks like some of my pupils really knocked out after class.

Lightning--Poor puppy had to be carried off by her human.

Mack's Mess most really have been tired.

The end!!
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sprinkles said...

Aww, I thought we had to send pix of our pooches roaching so I didn't send any of my boys. For some reason, I always delete those -- I guess because I can't see their beautiful faces. They do love to roach though!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Weenie, you is a terrorific teacher. Me is an expert roacher butt me even learned some new stuffs. Luved your class. See Ya Tomorrow!

Sagira said...

Looks like you had a great class.

Frankie Furter said...

Weenie you are one WONDERFUL Teacher. You have my TOTAL Respect. GRRRRREAT techniques. I will be puttin them ALL to good use buddy. Is is appropriate fur Pupils to give their teacher a Grade??? I am givin you an A+.

Sarge said...

Hey Weenie!
Wow, what a great lesson for everyone! No wonder I've been a little out-of-sorts...I was only doing 3 circles before laying down!! OMD I'll be using these new, correct steps right now! Thanks for the tips!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Supreme Munk Mocker

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh BOY...I didn't do too bad for my first roach!! Jakey is hardly laughing at all!


Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Weenie
I wanted to let you know that I have been working on all your technicheques all afternoon.
They make me feel good to try the new ways... in fact I feel taller and friskier.
You are such a good teacher. You make it look so easy /
Thank you for teaching us!
I loved this class!

Jan said...

We are learning so much!!


Schnauzer Days said...

This is fabulous!!! We love to roach, we didn't even know it was called that and agree there is nothing better! We're so pleased to be learning from the Masters! Dex and Lou xxx

Mr. Pip said...

OK, I am off to practice. This was most helpful and I think I will be ready for the roaching Olympics after your class.

Your pal, Pip