May 24, 2011

Just Something To Laugh About




QUOTE OF THE DAY:


“True kindness is a rare and beautiful thing."


(courtesy of Emily @ http://emilypuppy.blogspot.com/)




Mommy is still very upset over Peppermint Patty's passing yesterday and even watching Hines last night didn't help. So early this morning she got up and started reading & deleting old e-mails. She saw this and though it was funny so maybe it will make you laugh too. Now she's gotta get ready for work.


Spread the Stupidity



Only
in America .......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.


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Only
in America ......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


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Only
in America .....do banks leave
vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.


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Only
in America .....do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.


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Only
in America ..........do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




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Only
in America ......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


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EVER
WONDER ....
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


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Why
can't women
put
on mascara with their mouth closed?


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Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


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Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


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Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


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Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and= dish washing liquid made with
real lemons?


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Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


___________________________________
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?


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Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


___________________________________
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


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You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


___________________________________

Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?


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Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?


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I
like this one!!!
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?


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If
flying is so safe,
why
do they call the airport the terminal?



Mona & Weenie

9 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

I don't know the story about what happened to Peppermint Patty..BUTT.
ANYthingy that UPSETS YOU, my furends.. upsets ME.

Mack said...

So sorry to hear about your friend.
Those sayings are all so TRUE!

Benny and Lily said...

We are sending good vibes to momma
Benny & Lily

sprinkles said...

I'm so sorry for your loss. I experienced one recently myself.

Love this email!

A MilShelb Mom said...

So sorry to hear about your loss!

Also, we think if Doxies ran the world things would make a lot more sense!
~Milly and Shelby

Sarge said...

Hey Mona & Mommy.
I am sending warm thoughts to you for your loss.
On a pawsitive note, this email is very, very funny and very, very true. My vet dogtor has a practice too!! That's scary! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Lorenza said...

Please give the Mommy kisses and hugs from us, ok?
We had a good laugh reading those quotes!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Maggie and Mitch said...

We are so sorry to hear about Peppermint Patty.
You made mom smile, Mona!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Sagira said...

Very sorry to hear about the loss. :(