May 19, 2010

BEWARE THIS POST IS NOT FOR DOGGIES

QUOTE OF THE DAY:


"Life is like a box of chocolates."
--by Forrestm Gump






Hi my friends,

Why is it that humans can eat chocoalate but us doggies can't? Mommy said we will get the sickies and maybe even die if we eat any, so all you doggies leave the room while your pawrents take a choclote test.

Mommy played it and she doesn't even like chocolate, but boy show her a piece of blackberry pie and get out of her way!!


YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLTE MATH

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!



This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!




It takes less than a minute ...
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things. it's FUN!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).





2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).







3. Add 5




4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait for you while you while you get the calculator.





5. If you hve have already had your birthday this year add 1760 .. If you haven't, add 1759 ...




6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.




You should have a three digit number.




The first digit of this was your original number (I.E., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2010) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

by the Choolate Calculator

OK, all my doggies friends, you can come back into the room now.

Hope none of your pawrents went into sugar overload looking at all those pictures.

Loves, kisses and {{{huggies}}} to all,,,,Mona

PS....maybe tomorrow I can have my computer back!!

28 comments:

Sandra said...

Because mom is now in some kind of chocolate trance we pups will be commenting tonight. We want to send Mona a big shout out and let her know we are rooting for her and sending good doggy vibes. We know you will pull through all of this just great.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, Mom is drooling and she's like your mommy, Mona - she's not a chocolate crazy hooman!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

What is this wonderful thing they call chocolate? OOps - I just had to peek at the screen!

Sugars,
Mack

Frankie Furter said...

This post is as SWEET as you are!!!
I want to tell you that we will all have our paws crossed for you and your mom. I know all will be fine. Love YOU.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

It's so intersting, how do they know my mom's age which is a huge 3-digit number in dog's year!
Believe it or not, I had to do the math for her, tsk tsk!
Mona, I don't like the 3 things that you don't like either. I wish you well, be done with the surgery and medications, I love you more than you ever know my sweet Texan girlfriend!
Please comfort your mom, love y'all.

Remington said...

That was cool!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Moms says to tell you MOST YUMMY!!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

3 doxies said...

Puddles Here..yea, yea, I know I wasn't suppose to look but I am a doxie...remember...which means, I don't pay no attention to rules or advice. That was a pretty darn nifty post there Mona's Mommy.
Now Mona we are thinking and praying really really really hard fur you. You will get past this. We love you!
Puddles

DoDo and MoMo said...
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DoDo and MoMo said...

Holy chocolaty!

Sagira said...

This post is totally make my stomach growl.

Anonymous said...

Mona,
I had my mom takes the chocolate test and she said that the test is wrong! She insists that she is only 29 years old!! I am not sure I believes her.... :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

kissa-bull said...

mommish ish drooling like we do when they eat if only our paws would work to get the flashy beast out right now bol
we have relit the candle for you in our new home mona and we'll be praying for you furry hard and sending all our pibble good luck vibes your way for tomorrow ok/
mommish will call your mommish tomorrow since tiger keeps bugging her to get mona pupdates

pibble wiggles and tiger sugars to mona
the pittie pack

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

As a former math teacher, mom always gets a big kick out of the different ways they form this game. She used it all the time in her classroom. Lots of fun, but she doesn't like to be reminded of her age at all.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

A MilShelb Mom said...

That is pretty neat! Worked for our Mom.
~Milly and Shelby

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Mona...that carob looks amazing...what Mumsie? It's chocolate? And not for the LACIE?

Shucks...

Now Mona, we have all 12 of our paws crossed for you dear girlie...and we're sending comforting vibes to your Mommy...

And we're sending a vat load of PATIENCE for the crating issue...

Heal, dear girl!!

We love ya!

Lacie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mona and Mommy!
Oh, yes! It is very interesting!
And she did not allow me to tell you her age! Haaa!
I hope you two are doing well!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

pam said...

Wha????

Maureen said...

Blueberry pie?!

Did somebody say blueberry pie??

Where, oh where, oh where????

Lola said...

How did you do that? How does that work? Because it did work. Now Blog Mom needs to go get something chocolate and there's not much in the house. I hope she doesn't start going all nuts on me. Sometimes that happens when there's nothing around for her fix...er...snack.

wags, Lola

Sallie said...

That chocolate looks yummy! I wish I could have some.

Feel better, Mona!

Zona said...

Just wanted you to know we're thinking of you today, Mona!! Keeping our paws crossed and prayers sent up for your speedy recovery. We are anxious to hear all is well!

Wags,
Zona

the booker man said...

my mama says that's amazing!!
*woof*
the booker man

Sunshade said...

Hi Mona,

Nice to meet you! We read about you on the DWB news and just wanted to come over and send you some AireZENS to speedy healing. I hope your second surgery will remove all the bad cells, and you'll be back to normal in no time. I had stem cell surgery last month too so I've had to be on bed rest for the last 4 weeks. There is a good supplement for people battling cancer. My holistic vet uses on doggies, too. It's called "Transfer Factor Tri-Factor Plus". I don't have cancer but have other problems, so mum gives it to me to boost my immune system. Maybe you can look into it? Unfortunately it comes in pills......

All the best!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Twix said...

Hi Mona, I hope things went well for you today and you are feeling sorta back to normal by now. We've been thinking about you all day. And we are praying for you and Mommy.
Snuggles,
Twix

the 4 Bs said...

wow, that chocolate math worked! it's just too bad that our mom can not eat chocolate 7 days a week!

we read about Mona's problems and surgeries and all that bad stuff and we just wanted to come by to give you some lovin' and positive poodle power. i, Bailey, have had some surgeries, and currently Baxter is battling his own (completely different) problem. we know how worried and sad it makes your mommy feel and we also know what a huge bummer it is to be inside of a crate for A Long Time. i, Bailey, had a total of 6 months recuperation for 2 stinkin' surgeries. it was more than an eternity.

but anyway, we just want to offer our love and support for a complete and speedy recovery. we'll be pawing for you.

woofs.

K9friend said...

Well it worked but I'm not telling the result!

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! MONA ... Mom loves chocolate so she's the one that's drooling. I know I can't have chocolates. My mom majored in Math so she definitely enjoyed your MathChoco. Thinking of you! Sending you my Golden Healing Thoughts. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar