"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to".
-Joe Gores
-Joe Gores
Texting for seniors
ATD – At the
Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends
Funeral
BTW – Bring the
Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own
Teeth
CBM – Covered by
Medicare
CUATSC – See You at
the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While
Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with
Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I
Was
FYI – Found Your
Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go,
Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn
Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel
Movement
IMHO – Is My
Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My
Dentures Out
LOL – Living on
Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s
On
OMMR – On My Massage
Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry,
Gas
ROFL..CGU – Rolling
on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You
Louder
WAITT – Who Am I
Talking To?
WTP – Where’re the
Prunes
W2P – Waiting to
Pee
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these
help!
GGLKI – Gotta Go,
Laxative Kicking in!
Bet I wouldn't feel so old if Mona & Weenie were home.
The Mommy
14 comments:
When do they get to come home...maybe they can stop by and visit me on their way home to you? Hope you get to feeling better real soon!!!
Stella Rose
SLOBOOH.....{Still Laughing Our Butts Off Over Here}
PeeS...Weenie and Mona...hurry up and get home to Mom...She's lost without you guys!
Wow, these are really funny!! Love the BYOT and IMHO ones the bestest. Getting old may not be pretty...but it's pretty funny! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Bring the wheelchair - that's a good one!!
They are great. Texting for the oldies. BOL. Have a lovely Monday.
Best wishes Molly
Haha this is so funny!!! We are sending your post to all the old people we know now heehee
Lots of love from Indigo and Malach
Very funny. Hope you get to be home with your mom soon.
Blessings,
Goose
Hilarious
Benny & Lily
HAHAHAHA! Hope you get to go home to your babies soon!
Very funny!!!! Love em'. I hopes your babies gets to come homes soons!!
Kisses,
Ruby
I hope that you didn't bust a stitch laughing over those! They were wonderful.
We hope that you are feeling much better and that you are on the road to recovery. I know that you miss your babies very much but you need to heal first.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Bruhaahaahaa! Those are so funny...but true.
Thanks.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Hang in there The Mommy, they will be home soon!! I've been thinking about you a lot and sending tail wags.
Love, Cupcake
I stopped by to give you lots of love from me to you!
love
tweedles
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