September 20, 2013

FRIDAY FUNNY FOR OUR PEEPS and A DOXIE FIX FOR THE DAY

QUOTE OF THE DAY:








 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).  We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 



I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.  The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, 
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.



The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: 
 
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" 









Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;  In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ..... 




 "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."


♥♥♥♥♥ and a doxie fix for the day.

 






8 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

BOL funny. Thanks for the belly laugh this morning. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

stellaroselong said...

Oh my Lord we needed that laugh today!!! Sweet little picture of the doxie.
stella rose

Cupcake said...

What a great doxie fix!! Thanks!

Love, Cupcake

Idaho PugRanch said...

HA HA that was a good one! And that little doxie - too cute!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Two French Bulldogs said...

Hilarious
Benny & Lily

kissa-bull said...

Too funny!! bOL

Pibble sugars
Brinks and Bella

Austin Towers said...

I really did LOL at that!!!

Alien said...

Funny!

Yours,