October 29, 2012

OH NO -- I'TS ME.

QUOTE OD THE DAT:

"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to".
-Joe Gores



Texting for seniors
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTP – Where’re the Prunes
W2P – Waiting to Pee
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help!
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!


Bet I wouldn't feel so old if Mona & Weenie were home.

The Mommy

14 comments:

stellaroselong said...

When do they get to come home...maybe they can stop by and visit me on their way home to you? Hope you get to feeling better real soon!!!
Stella Rose

Amber DaWeenie said...

SLOBOOH.....{Still Laughing Our Butts Off Over Here}



PeeS...Weenie and Mona...hurry up and get home to Mom...She's lost without you guys!

Sarge said...

Wow, these are really funny!! Love the BYOT and IMHO ones the bestest. Getting old may not be pretty...but it's pretty funny! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

finnhoward said...

Bring the wheelchair - that's a good one!!

Molly The Wally said...

They are great. Texting for the oldies. BOL. Have a lovely Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Indigo and Malach the Great Danes said...

Haha this is so funny!!! We are sending your post to all the old people we know now heehee
Lots of love from Indigo and Malach

GOOSE said...

Very funny. Hope you get to be home with your mom soon.
Blessings,
Goose

Two French Bulldogs said...

Hilarious
Benny & Lily

Gloria Hood said...

HAHAHAHA! Hope you get to go home to your babies soon!

Ruby said...

Very funny!!!! Love em'. I hopes your babies gets to come homes soons!!

Kisses,
Ruby

Lovable Lily said...

I hope that you didn't bust a stitch laughing over those! They were wonderful.

We hope that you are feeling much better and that you are on the road to recovery. I know that you miss your babies very much but you need to heal first.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

scotsmad said...

Bruhaahaahaa! Those are so funny...but true.

Thanks.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Cupcake said...

Hang in there The Mommy, they will be home soon!! I've been thinking about you a lot and sending tail wags.

Love, Cupcake

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I stopped by to give you lots of love from me to you!
love
tweedles