June 30, 2012

Husbands & Wives Humor and Practicing for the Aug 6th Olympic Events







 QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"after rain there's a rainbow, after a storm there's calm, after the night there's a morning, and after a ending there's a new beginning."~~~ Uknown



Hi friends,

Miss Mona here........


It's been storming here in Houston all day long.  We can't go outside to play in the backyard and Lake San Fernando, aka known as the street in front if our house, is splashing waves into our driveway so Mommy decided to finally  read and delete the many e-mails in our in box. She's kinda slow about doing that stuff so we sometimes miss out on everything we need to know, but I'm getting off track. She's not called the Doofuss for nothing.


 All day I been watching and barking at some stupid little humans playing in the water on the street while their equally stupid peeps stand their watching them. Guess they never heard that ants like to float in water until they find some stupid little kid to latch on too. Weenie's just been barking cause I'm barking.

She came across these funny little stories about husband versus wives that Miss Mimi sent her. If it's storming where you live and your Mom's and Dad's need a good laugh here you go......BUT first.



Weenie here.........


Don't let Sissy fool you, she's been de-stuffing stuffies all day. Please see our earlier post this morning about all the neat stuffies we got from Sprinkles Doggone Dog Swap. Mona taught me everything I know, you know.

The proof is in the pudding.........pictures don't lie.



If case you can't tell, that's a squeakie she's chewing on.


Mona here........"I was just practicing for Ruthie's event."
 

 Have you been gettiny ready for the Olympics? 


Mon. Aug. 6th
Synchronized Peeing--hosted by Shasta and Shiloh @ http://beagle-home.blogspot.com
DE-Stuffing--hosted by Ruthie 

@ http://k-9katastrophie.blogspot.com


Will this count for Synchronized Peeing? Oops I guess we wasn't doing that.
Heehee Enjoy......


WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


Keep reading-they get better!!!


WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet
, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.


WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

                                      WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'







CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me;
God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . 'HEBREWS'

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece


Huggies................Mona
Sniff ya later.........Weenie.

PS..........come back tomorrow and catch a sneak peak of the outside of The Houston Pettie Packs new house. That parts almost done.

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9 comments:

Linda said...

We furget is there a destuffing at the Olympics, You got good practice today. I don't known anything bout the pooping I didn't see that listed anywhere.
We can't wait to see The Pitty Packs new place.


Cinnamon

Finn said...

Oh I think you are gonna be an ACE at the de-stuffing competition!!

Lorenza said...

Great destuffing!
Great sinchronization!
And those jokes sure give my mom the reason on why she never wanted to get married!
Haaaa!
Happy weekend!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Amanda Lee said...

oh, wat a bummber to have storm at ur place. i totally hate it.

talking about olympics, i'm sure u guys will win gold medal for toy destruction

sprinkles said...

I hope that water from the storm doesn't get too high and come into your house!

I'm so happy to see that Mona and Weenie are enjoying their stuffies. Or should I say "un"stuffies! bol

Those jokes were funny! I've read them before, but they're just as funny the second time around.

Can't wait to see The Houston Pittie Pack's new house. I feel so awful, I created a quilt square for them, but never got around to sending it in. Now it's too late. I still have it, not sure what I'll do with it.

Molly The Wally said...

Mona and Weenie , you are serious contenders for gold. Have a happy Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

Gloria Hood said...

You sure made me and Mom laugh this morning!!! Great de-stuffing!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Two French Bulldogs said...

Looks like a destuffing pawrty
Benny & Lily

The Websters said...

Excellent destuffing job!

Nora