October 17, 2011

HOLLOWEENS ACOMING -- 14 DAYS & COUNTING

10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating.

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. Poor doggie or it really a lion.

Looks like the Texas are playing like the days of old.


RAVENS..........29 TEXANS..........14
Sniff ya later Weenie

6 comments:

Amber DaWeenie said...

BWHahahahahahahh...

PeeS....Mom is rollin on da floor and her can't get up!!!

:o)

Sarge said...

Hey Weenie!
Wow, that's a funny list! I'm gonna have my Dad read it twice! BOL Love that lion costume.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Two French Bulldogs said...

That is a great costume, BOL
Benny & Lily

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh yea that is really FUNNY!

Really, Really FUNNY!

woos, Tessa

Mr. Pip said...

BOL! I was a lion last year and I didn't like it one bit!

Your pal, Pip

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Gosh,, that lion looks real!
love
tweedles