June 19, 2011

Dump on the Stump, Weenie's Way of Roaching & Our New Beds

Happy Father's Day!!!

We miss you Grampa Ricca & Uncle Bennie


"An Investment in Knowledge Always Pays the Best Interest."

Benjamin Franklin

(courtesy of Khyra)

Hi Blogville,

Sorry we been away for a week but things have really been hectic around these parts and to hot to do anything. Sissy & I don't even remember when we got to stay outside more than a few minutes to squat and do our business. Thank goodness we know how to use pee pads but I still like to hike my leg once in a while. It's already been over 100 degrees to many times to count and no rain insight!! Yesterday we went to visit our fur friends at Aunt Tina & Chris's but it was after 6 pm and it was still in the 90's. So we had to stay inside and watch the humans eat turkey burgers and all kinds of other yummy stuff. It's just not fair!! But after it got dark we did go outside and got to play.

"Now Weenie, you know that isn't true. Aunt Tina made all of us doggies special turkey burgers" "Oops, forgot about that!" "Your just mad because you wanted to gobble yours up and Mommy had to feed it to you, piece by piece." "Am not!!" "Are so!!" "At least I didn't have to wait in line for a bite like the rest of you did. Ya'll had to take turns getting you bites from Miss Jackie, hee hee!! "Mona, Weenie, enough bickering!!"

You heard the boss, so lets go on, "But I'm really not mad."

Remember in February when I first came to Houston to see the eye specialist? The first day I was with Mommy & Sissy a branch from the only tree in our front yard cracked from all the ice and hit our porch. Mommy didn't even hear it when it hit but I did. Me and Sissy went ballistic and she just kept watching TV. We could have been killed. Well anyway, for the last few months the limbs have been getting lower and lower to the ground, and lately Mommy gets bonked on the head when it's dark and she leaves for work in the mornig so she called in a tree specialist and he said the tree was dead and needed to come down before it killed somebody or did any more damage. It has torn all whole front yard up with roots growing above ground,cracking the ground and such.

Our tree on 02/05/11
One of the cracks in the ground from where the tree was trying to fall over.

A root.

Our tree 06/14/11

Poop on the stump 6/15/11

The nerve of some big dog to take a dump on our stump, in the middle of the night. Mommy says she's not going to pick that thing up!!

OK....so much for that. As most of you know my Sissy Mona is a world class roacher and if they ever have a contest featuring roaching in the grass she would win, hands down..........

BUT, here I am standing proud in my computer room bed to tell you that Nobody but Nobody would beat me in bed roaching.

Watch closely & I will show you how its done. These pictures along with about 87 others were taken as fast as Mommy could click the camera. Mommy can't get videos to take on stupid blogger but if she could you would enjoy it lots more. I add a something a little extra my Sissy doesn't do. I grunt and oink like a little piggie!! Mommy says it's hilarious watching me and I aem to please. I can teach you how to do this for just a few of those new Mike Bone dog biscuits.They are Yummylicious!! Checkout my half in, half out technique.

OK......one last thing before we close. Mommy can't miss "The Next Food Network Star" that starts at 8 pm ya know even though I got lots of stuff to tell ya about.

Me and Mona say that you can't have enough beds or toys, with squeakers, in your house so we was trilled when Mommy bought us to new ones for the living room.

Here we are waiting for Mommy to set up our beds. I snatched one of the fish stuffies she bought us out of the Petco bag. Can I help it if I'm,blind and didn't know it was the pink one?

Our new beds.

Both of us testing our beds.

Mona got the pink one away from me.

Mona took the blue one away from me right quick.

Mona with the pink big mouthed fish.........

But I got it back.

Oops, looks like it exploded.....

Yep!! It exploded.

Still smiling but gutless.

The bed, the fish and all the guts less than an hour after we got them.
That's all folks!!!!!!!!!!

{{{huggies}}}.........Mona & Weenie


Frankie Furter said...

Dump on the Stump... BaaWaaaaaah that is sooooo funny.

I love that you were able to Filet your Fishes... in Record time. AND speakin of Records.. Weenie your roachin skills are what Records are Made of.. I think you belong in that Guinness book fur sure!!!

Sorry you lost your tree and that it is soooooo hot.

K9 Katastrophie said...

How dare so big plug poo on your new stump!! Anyways, we know you must be really happy with Mona and the Mommy! Only a really happy dog can roach the way you do! Guess what? I grunt like a little piggy too when I roach! I think I will make mommy buy me a new bed....I only have 2 beds, 5 blanket (all to myself) and three pillows. Thats not enough!


sprinkles said...

I wish we could trade weather for a few days. It's been cold and rainy here for most of June. We get the occasional hot day or two and then it's right back to the rain. Today was particularly chilly.

I don't buy my boys stuffies because it doesn't take long before they destroy them like that. Then they try to eat the stuffing.

Scout 'n Freyja said...

WOWZA! New beds! We have to get our momma to wash ours - they need a spring cleaning for sure. We give you four paws up for pulling the guts out of your stuffies - too cool! You might have set a world record, did you check?

Maggie and Mitch said...

What beautiful new beds! They sure look warm and comfy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It looks like some khrazy Texas skhwirrel got in and nibbled on the bed!

Woo do look furry khomfy!

PeeEssWoo: I rekhognised that tail!

Huskee and Hershey said...

Wow.. you've got new matching beds!! They look awesome and oh so comfy too...

Hehehe.. it'd be great to see a video of you roaching and making piggie noises! Cute!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hey...dat stump dump was purrty neat, huh?

Nice de-gutting job dere guys!

Amber-Mae said...

BOL!! Poop on a stump. How historical!