February 26, 2011

MY BAD -- BUT MOMMY FORGAVE ME!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

(courtesy of Khyra)

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative. ~ Mordecai Siegal, Contemporary Writer

Hi friends,

Mommy said Sissy and me could post this picture of these two little monkeys cause they are too cute and because I just feel like smiling all the time. Life is good! I'm home now and I don't have to stay outside like I used to. I get plenty of treats, lots to eat, Sissy lets me share her stuffies, except for Pinky Poo, and lets me share Mommy's lap which is the best of all. My Aunt Judy says I should weigh around 11 pounds so me and Mona get the exact same amount of food to eat, she could stand to lose a few pounds too, but don't tell her I said that. She weighs more than me.Girls get mad if you tell them they are fat. My Birthday is coming up on Monday and I got a pressie coming just for me from my two girls, Shelby & Milly. I am sooooooooo excited.

OK.....they say that confession is good for the soul, so here goes. I have been forgiven for what I did but Mommy says I should be ashamed. Whatever.

I like to knock garbage cans over, what can I say, what dog doesn't like scraps from the trash can, after all I am a dachshund and I am a chow hound. Mommy got wise to me and usually puts the kitchen trash can on at crate so I can't reach it. But she kinda forgot, again her fault not mine, one morning and when she got home there was trash all over the kitchen. There just happened to be a fresh container of cherry yogurt that the top had come off of and Mommy threw it into the trash, again her fault not mine. I ask you: Could you have passed it up? I think not!

Could you stay mad at a face like this? This picture was taken the day I got in trouble for the fist time. Sissy had hair then. Her's naked like me now.

So guess what I want for my birthday. A cherry cake with some of this in it!!The yogurt I ate was Dannon Lite & Fit with only 80 calories. This brand has 87 calories, so it could have been worse! Besides, we get plain low fat yogurt with our food sometimes, so how could it hurt?

Mommy says she's got a surprise for us tomorrow. I get to make some new dog friends. Mommy won't tell me who BUT Sissy sure has been very excited and keeps saying something about a tiger.

13 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

WELL NOW... Is it YOUR fault that the trash fell over??? NO... it should NOT have been spinning around like that.

and besides... I am totally SURE that you let Mona have 1/2 of the cherry stuffs... RIGHT?

No.. not YOUR fault at all.

Zona said...

Your mom is usually right but... ashamed? Nah... it was so nice of you to clean up the trash when it fell over so she didn't have to deal with sticky yogurt all over the floor when she got home! BOL! Have you ever had lime yogurt? That's one of my favs!

Wags,
Zona

Cupcake said...

Weenie, I could never stay mad at you. It really did sound like it was all your Mom's fault anyway.

Minna Krebs said...

Now I know you were just trying to get your daily dose of calcium from dat yogurt, right?!?!!?! NOT your fault that it happened to be buried in da trash can!

Can't wait fur your birthday!!! Have a happy birthday weekend!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, Weenie...I tink you did good. Afters all..isn't yogurt a HEALTH FOOD!

Keep up da good works!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I've gotten to khlean out Mom's yogurt khontainer the past few nights!

YUM!

Thanks fur sharin those snowy pikhs - it helps me remember how it looks!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

I Am HoneyBuzz said...

Dontcha just hate it when food falls out of the garbage can all by its self and you get the blame?

Hoomans. Indeed.

Slurps to you, HoneyBuzz

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad Weenie's valentines were accepted!

If I'm reading the blog correctly, I think you might see the Houston Pittie Pack soon! If that's true, please tell Shelby's mommy that I visit their blog everyday too, hoping for updates. Congratulations on the human pup they are adding to the family!!

- A faithful reader

PS - I went back and read every entry on your blog and on kissa-bull too! I love them both.

Asta said...

Weenie
I'm suwe youw Mommy has long fowgotten that little indiscwetion.I know she loves you as does Mona
evewy kid is sometimes a little bit in twouble, hehehe
(just ask my Mommi)
It's so vewy nice that you awe all a family.
Can't wait to heaw about youw suwpwise
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Benny and Lily said...

We know mom did it
Benny & Lily

Lorenza said...

Weenie!
I guess you are right. Not your fault!
And sure it was yummilicious!
Cherry is my mom's favorite flavor. Too bad we don't have cherry yogurt here!
A cherry cake for your birthday sounds great! I hope you get it!
Happy Saturday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

A MilShelb Mom said...

We like trash cans, too... but for embarrassment sake, we won't say what we like to get out of 'em! lol
We hope your pressie gets there soon!!
~Milly and Shelby

K9 + Grace said...

naughty Weenie!