November 10, 2010

FROM THE DOG.............

QUOTE OF THE DAY:


(courtesy of Dory)

No other disease or condition of companion animals takes as many lives as euthanasia. In fact, no other disease comes close.” --- Janet M. Scarlett, DVM, MPH,PhD, Cornell University
(Very sad but true)









From: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?



Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?



Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?




Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?




Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?



Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?



Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?



Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.



Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

***A DOG'S LIST OF THINGS TO BE A GOOD DOG***

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.



1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.



P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?


If anybody knows the answer to these questions, please let me know. I think us doggies need to know the truth.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Puppy update picture.....

Sweet Megan, Petey and Barron napping.
(picture sent last night from Bill)























































19 comments:

Minna Krebs said...

Awwwwh! Love your post today, Mona! Sooooo cute

MinnaK

Sam said...

Very sweet post! Thanks for the smiles!

Sam

Tank said...

All good questions, but I don't have any answers:(

PeeS; What happened to Dory??

Mack said...

That was HILARIOUS! We loved it - and it made our mom smile too!!

Cupcake said...

I'm glad to see the puppies are comfortable and content.

Love, Cupcake

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

GRRRRREAT post!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Zona said...

Great post, Mona! I'm not sure about most of these questions but I have heard that it IS on purpose that our names are the same only reversed. :)

Wags,
Zona

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Awww, very cute. We love seeing these all the time.

Thanks for posting Ciara in yesterday's post - that is one of Mom's favorite pics of the little pest.

Hope Mommy is feeling better today.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Corbin said...

I sure did love todays post! Thanks for giving me a great smile!
-Corbin

Oskar said...

What an exceptional post! Thanks for sharing it with us!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Asta said...

Mona
Thank you fow tha twondewful popst and the napping wee pups..I love you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Team Beaglebratz said...

I have seen the words but not the pics with them - they really add to it - so very cute. Shiloh is still not trained well to NOT use the carpet to wipe his butt after coming inside - at least sometimes. And I wonder about Shasta sometimes - if it isn't MY bed she pees on then pees on their bed - rarely happens, maybe once or twice a year.
Mom Beaglebratz

mayziegal said...

This was a super great postie! But I'm gonna have to study up on that list of things that makes a good dog. Cuz I think I gotta lotta work to do. Specially when it comes to 1, 2, 5 and 11. I mean, are you SURE the garbage man isn't stealing our stuff?

Wiggles &Wags,
Mayzie

Nadine, Chewy and Lilibell said...

What a fabulous post, it made me smile thoughout the whole thing!

Hugs, the Mom

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hmmm I dont know the answers. The puppers are so cuties!!

Licks,
Ruthie

Sagira said...

Your post today is just full of cuteness. :)

sprinkles said...

I love this post!

And I'm also loving the pictures of pets with flowers.

Wow, those puppies are just getting bigger and bigger.

Lola said...

This was a great post. We read it this morning but didn't have a chance to post a comment until now. Thank you for the smiles and laughs.

lotsa licks, Lola

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