October 18, 2010

HALLOWEEN JOKES

13 days until Halloween!!
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"If only I was as good as my dog thinks I am."


Hi my bestest friends,


Mommy doesn't feel good at all today and she wants to go sit with her heating pad and take the "cure" and of course watch  Dancing with the Star at 7:00. She can be so grouchy when she don't feel well but  since it's Halloween and our favorite time of the year she's gonna just copy and paste these Halloween Jokes.






Halloween Jokes:



Q: How can you enter a haunted house?


A: With a skeleton key.


Q: How can you fatten up a ghost?

A: With ghoulash and spooketti.



Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?

A: A roller ghoster.


Q: What is bigger than a monster but lighter than a bird?

A: A monster's shadow.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a black bird?

A: A scare-crow.


Q. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

A. With a pumpkin patch!



Q. Why are black cats such good singers?

A. They're very meeewsical.


Q. What do birds give out on Halloween?

A. Tweets.



Q. What do little trees say on Halloween?

A. Twig or treat.



Q. Why do witches wear name tags?

A. So, they would know which witch is which!



Q. What's black, white, orange, and waddles?

A. A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.


Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

A. It had no body to dance with.



Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

A. Spelling!


Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

A. Because everyone was a goblin!


Q. What would you do if a witch, an alien, Count Dracula and Frankenstein were at your door?

A. Hope it was Halloween.



Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?

A. With No-Body!


Now this last one is the best of all. It's not a question, just a statement of fact. Mommy has seen a bunch of kiddos in her lifetime try different variations of this. Knowing the wild and wholly Ricca girls, bet they did it all the time.

One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky", in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked. "Yes" he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight, too."



Can you guess why I choose today Halloween header picture?
Notice the tail hanging out of that nasty pumpkins mouth? It reminded me of the great "Gwalk-a-molie" killer
FRANKIE FURTER PRICE.


Way to go Frankie!!


For those of us who aren't killing machines, have a little candy corn from Casper & Me.

 
Love, kisses & {{{huggies}}}.....Mona


3 comments:

Benny and Lily said...

Oh you were cracking us up...BOL
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

sprinkles said...

That was funny! There were some I hadn't heard before.

Hope your mommy is feeling better. I watched DWTS last night too. I think Bristol's going home tonight.

I had to laugh about why you choose that picture.

Sagira said...

Hope your mom is feeling better. :)