February 2, 2010

DOGGIE UPDATES AND A JOKE

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
(courtesy of Miss Kylie @ http://misskyliem.wordpress.com/)



"Even if your on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-- Will Rogers







(taken from Dec 2, 2007 post)

17 days until my Gotcha Day


Hi there,

Mommy saw this joke in the DOXIE DIGEST, summer 2009 magazine. It is so cute so she decided to share it.

Seeing Eye Dog?

There were two buddies, one with a German Shepherd and the other with a Dachshund. The guy with the German Shepherd says to his friend,

"Let's go over to that resturant and get something to eat"

He guy with the Dachshund says,

"We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

The buddy with the German Shepherd says,

"Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the resturaunt, the guy with the German Shepherd puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says,

"Sorry, man, no pets allowed."

The man with the German Shepherd says,

"You don't understand. This is my see-eye dog."

The man at the door says,

"Come on in."

The buddy with the Dachshund figures,

"What the heck."

So he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer
says,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Dachshund says,

"You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says,
"A Dachshund?"

The man with the Dachshund says,

"A dachshund??? You mean to tell me, that they gave gave me a Dachshund?!!"


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Remember when Mommy first posted about Steve? His mange was very, very bad just like my brother, Jacks, was. Well with a lot of medical care, good food and good loving from his foster, he has been transformed. He gots hair!! Shiny, silky hair but he could still stand to gain a few more pounds. Mommy could just grab him up and smother him in kisses.





Since Mommy shared pictures of Steve and how well he is doing,
we decided to show a video my Uncle Ron sent us. Remember over a year ago when Teddy became paralyzed? Uncle Ron made him a cart and he had to learn to walk in it. Here is the link to it.................
Teddy will never walk again on his own but that hasn't stopped him from having a happy life with Uncle Ron and Aunt Deb's pack.
Love, kisses and {{{huggies}}}...to all.........Mona







9 comments:

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Teehee! Mom loves your jokes!!!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Frankie Furter said...

Howl Howl that was a very much funny joke. Thanks!!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Thank woo fur the laugh!

It was furry welkhomed today!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango said...

Teddy sure is feisty with his wheelie hiney. Great job building that contraption.

Slobbers,
Mango

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Too funny!! Those are some mighty cute videos too!

Woofs and Kisses!

Kari in WeHo said...

so sweet to see what they have done for the little guy!

The OP Pack said...

That was a great joke, Mona - we all howled at it:)

And oh wow, look at Teddy - that is just awesome.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Maggie and Mitch said...

Teddy is just amazing with his wheels! We are so happy for him!
Great joke, Mona!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sagira said...

Wow, what an improvement.

Are you doing anything fun on your Gotcha day?