January 27, 2010

CAN YOU CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

QUOTE OF THE DAY:





"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

-- Vivian Greene





Hi friends,




My Aunt Judy sent Mommy this question:




"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"





How would we know, we don't have thumbs. Here are the answers some of the dogs gave.






#1. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.



#2. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?




#3 Border Collie: Just one? And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.




#4 Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



#5 Rottweiler: Make me!




#6 Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.




#7 Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeze, please, please, please!




#8 German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has taken advantage of the situation.





#9 Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



#10 Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!




#11 Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."




#12 Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


#13 Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulb in a little circle...




#14 Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he will do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Well what do you think? Sound like something some of us would say?




Mommy said she needed a good laugh, because the president is getting ready for his State of the Union address and our peeps will need a good laugh. Gotta go...he's already started.



Love, kisses and {{{huggies}}} to all....Mona






14 comments:

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Moma,

Cute jokes. Thanks for sharing them, we luuuv jokes! We pull them on Mommy all the time like chewing up the toilet paper!

Luv ya,
Riley and Star.

Twinkietinydog said...

Mommy made us laugh today, and that, according to Martha Steward, is a good thing. Welcome back, Mommy :)
Twink!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I saw that before but it still makes me laugh -

I khan sense each breed as we read it -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Frankie Furter said...

Change a light bulb??? No way. That's what I have THEM for. hehehe I'm just sayin'.

Life With Dogs said...

ROFL! Very clever post!

sadermaxx said...

Hi Mona and mom

That was a funny joke.

And as for your question, sure, Sadie loves sharing her picture.

Maggie and Mitch said...

That was cute! Thanks for the smiles, Mona and mommy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Fred said...

BOL! I think I would be a cross between the English sheepdog and the poodle!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

HAHAHAHA!!! That is too funny!

Woofs and Kisses!

Marvin said...

oh I would be saying what the Lab said!!

Always eager to help, me!

lotsaluv, Marvin xxxxxxx

Nancy Medina said...

Very cute Mona - how many weenie doggies does it take? : )

Kari in WeHo said...

hee hee seems right to me :)

Alli and Frankie said...

Hi, Mona! That was a good joke - thanks for sharing it! I was going to say the same thing as Frankie Furter. I will allow the lightbulb to be changed for me! ;)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mona!
That is exactly what I would say!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza