The Mommy is so made at me. I didn't mean to do it, HONEST I DIDN'T...how did I know that green stuff wasn't toilet paper or a Kleenix or even a magazine?
Was it my fault it falled out of the jar (with a lid on it) that Mom keeps on the headboard? Why did she insist it was me and not one of the other guys...they tear things up too? Was it because she caught me pawhanded in the act with a one of our ex presidents all wet & crumbly hanging from my mouth and the rest of it laying at my paws....not to mention the others guys sitting on the edge of the bed looking all innocent? Do you think the bank or the credit union will exchange it if the Mommy tapes it back together? She found it all, so why wouldn't they.
YEP.....IT WAS THAT EVIL DOLLAR.
Do you think the Mommy will send be back to DROH for being a bad boy? I promise I'll be good!! I promise anything that falls out of the jar (with the lid on it) I won't ever touch it again. At least I didn't try to eat the change in that dang old jar (with the lid on it).
Do I look guilty or what? ........ EVANDER
PS.....this is Doofuss speaking......this stunt takes the cake but don't worry I'm not sending him away..........BUT HOW DID HE GET INTO THAT JAR !!!!!!!!!!