September 13, 2007


Hi friends,

The Mommy is so made at me. I didn't mean to do it, HONEST I DIDN' did I know that green stuff wasn't toilet paper or a Kleenix or even a magazine?

Was it my fault it falled out of the jar (with a lid on it) that Mom keeps on the headboard? Why did she insist it was me and not one of the other guys...they tear things up too? Was it because she caught me pawhanded in the act with a one of our ex presidents all wet & crumbly hanging from my mouth and the rest of it laying at my paws....not to mention the others guys sitting on the edge of the bed looking all innocent? Do you think the bank or the credit union will exchange it if the Mommy tapes it back together? She found it all, so why wouldn't they.


Do you think the Mommy will send be back to DROH for being a bad boy? I promise I'll be good!! I promise anything that falls out of the jar (with the lid on it) I won't ever touch it again. At least I didn't try to eat the change in that dang old jar (with the lid on it).

Do I look guilty or what? ........ EVANDER
PS.....this is Doofuss speaking......this stunt takes the cake but don't worry I'm not sending him away..........BUT HOW DID HE GET INTO THAT JAR !!!!!!!!!!


Clover said...

Oh no...Evander...I hope you aren't in too much trouble. But how were you supposed to know that it was money? Not like we shop for ourselves...heehee!
Love Clover xo

Simba said...

Oh dear I wouldn't do that again.

Simba xx

Lorenza said...

Hi, Evander.
Oooops!! Our moms really don't know the things we are able to do!!! Once, I opened a bottle with very expensive pills. Until this day my mom wonders how could I do that! (Of course besides the cost of the pills was the cost of the vet visit to check me up!)
Be a good boy please. I don't want you to get in trouble!
Have a nice day

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Evander! You are so clever to get into that closed jar but be careful ... money is nasty stuff to eat. Don't worry though, your mom is as much of a softie as our mom, so you aren't going anywhere until you have a furever home.

By the way, how is Bradley?

Ricky Pepper said...

I bet you can get into a lot more things than your mommy thinks you can-we dachshies are super smarty pants!