I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
♥♥♥♥♥ and a doxie fix for the day.
8 comments:
BOL funny. Thanks for the belly laugh this morning. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
Oh my Lord we needed that laugh today!!! Sweet little picture of the doxie.
stella rose
What a great doxie fix!! Thanks!
Love, Cupcake
HA HA that was a good one! And that little doxie - too cute!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Hilarious
Benny & Lily
Too funny!! bOL
Pibble sugars
Brinks and Bella
I really did LOL at that!!!
Funny!
Yours,
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